Incogzito!

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS have decided to lavishly overpay for the services of Barry Zito for the next seven, perhaps eight, seasons.

Winners:
Barry Zito ($)
Scott Boras ($)
Omar Minaya ($ not wasted)

Losers:
Brian Sabean ($ wasted)
NY Sports Dog (proven definitively to be a fraud)
Greenwich Village (open mic nights/apparel shops)

We move on.