Thursday, December 21, 2006

Six a Crowd?

BREAKING NEWS out of Houston. Our premier Lone Star source, the insider who broke the Carlos Lee signing for those of you who remember, just sent an "urgent" text message to the Sports Doggy. He's discovered the relationship between Drayton McLane and Roger Clemens has "against all odds, reached the stage of irreconcilable differences." While we know that Brian Cashman and Randy Levine are still "exploring every potential option to upgrade the rotation and are ruling nothing out," will they be able to convince Joe Torre to switch to a six man rotation? According to our sources, any move by Clemens away from his family in Houston is contingent upon the team switching to a six man rotation, a move to which Torre is firmly opposed. Might Torre soften this stance in light of Clemens' fallout with Drayton? Stay tuned.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

holy shit!!!!!!!!! DO IT JOE!

Anonymous said...

This would be just ridiculous.

Clemens
Wang
Mussina
Pettitte
RJ
Igawa

Anonymous said...

NO F***ING WAY CLEMENS BACK IN NYC HOLY SHIT THANKS SPORTS DOGGY PLEASE BE TRUE.

Anonymous said...

we shouldnt have traded wright. thereyd be no need for this.

Anonymous said...

What will happen to our beloved Carl Pavano now???

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up, JV.

Anonymous said...

JV sucks.

Anonymous said...

i think JV is Wright on with this one, no need to trade him, to a division rival no less.

If Mazzone is able to work his magic and turns him around, I will be one angry yankees fan.